dogspeak
the Language of Nerdrack
addeded : added
aiiie : exclamation
alarm cock : (n) morning wood
asstimonial : testimonial to someone's ass
axxxion : (n) action, play, booty
babydyke : (n) someone who attempts to dress in a lesbian
fashion using mostly clothes from the GAP
birf day : birthday
Bitch Fairy : not the Pie Fairy
bitches and ho's : exclamation of anger, which particularly
references driving in Oakland
Boner Bob : (n) a particularly annoying neighbor. The term originates
from the film Elizabethtown, released in 2005.
Bopig : (n) law enforcement official operating in Boston
area
breading : (v) making or preparing bread
breskfast : (n) the meal of breakfast as enjoyed at one's desk at home or work
burninate : (v) to immolate violently and without just cause
canuckie : (n) nookie procured from a native of the northernmost North American country
chillax : (v) to relax and chill, simultaneously
*comes in my pants* : exclamation
commutals : (n) act of commuting
crazytown : (n) a place of excessive and annoying personal drama, usually that brought
upon by others
cream : (v) to ejaculate
credscrobbling : (v) attempting to be cool, by playing supposedly
cool music on your audioscrobbler, and then
disabling audioscrobbler while you listen to the
music you actually like
credsuck : (n) something that destroys cred
crushworthy : (adj) suitable to be the object of nerdrack's
obsession.
cuteling : (n) cute little thing
dayyum : an exclamation
domesticating : (v) getting back at one's ex by displaying mad
cooking/baking skills
Dr. Nuk : Studyed Greygoosetheory and relative Stolichnayology under Dr. Smirnikoffski.
d'uck : (v) to date and fuck someone
e to the mo : (adj) unrealistically emotional. known for giving
unsolicited and uncomfortable disclosures, and
then completely ignoring their partner's
emotional needs. can be distinguished by his
vintage t-shirts, shrunken jacket, flip-flops
and low-riding women's jeans that display a hint
of pubic fuzz.
eff ewe : fuck you
efue : fuck you
emasculatte : (n) a really effeminate caffeinated beverage.
also used as an exclamation indicating
one-upsmanship, particularly a girl one-upping a
guy. example: "Ha! I benched more than that dude
in the weight room... emasculatte!"
fawk : fuck
feckin : irish way to say fucking
fixled : fixed. refers more often to the resolution of
ailment than to the curtailment of reproduction.
frosted Lucky Charms : (n) or to frost [one's] Lucky Charms: slang for
an allegorical or literal act that would lead to...
well, let your mind marinate in the gutter for a
few minutes. Example: "I could have gone to the bah,
but I chose to stay home and frost my Lucky Charms"
or "Oooh! You want to frost his Lucky Charms, don't
you??"
fuckiversary : like an anniversary, except for screwing
fundage : (n) money
gah : an interjection denoting frustration and/or
excitement
gaywad : a silly person. not homosexual, but ridiculous in
character or endeavor.
genderfucking : (v) deliberately sending mixed messages about
one's gender
hawt : (adj) hot
hee : a simple form of laughter
hep dog : a self reference, kind of like "odd dog"
hexmas : a holiday season that is cursed
hiiie : salutations
hipster : (n) a man suitable to fawn over, make out with,
and then complain about afterwards.
OR, person in their late-teens to mid-20s who
attempt to grow a personality by blindy adhering
to counterculture, if nothing more than to be
fashionable. Usually attempts to appear offbeat,
yet trendy and cultured to compensate for lack of
redeeming social value.
hott : (adj) hot
hotling : (n) someone who is hott
hung-o : hungover
idoit : (n) like an idiot, but dumber. the intentional
misspelling is indicative of the severity of the
condition. example: our president is an idoit.
jawb : (n) oral sex
jesus god : an exclamation
jill off : as opposed to jack off, duh
JonJon : Jon McAlister
l'ame : (adj) lame
le blog : (n) the blog
LeT : Le Tigre
lolerskates : an expression of joy, resembling the time you laughed so hard
after you had just fallen on your ass while skating
lookit : look at it
mancunian : (adj) god-like. also, someone who hails from
Manchester, England.
miiiiiine : mine
nekkid : naked
peticure : ridding a situation of cats, preferably through the
drawing-and-quartering method.
Pie Fairy : (n) a self reference
Pie Goddess : (n) yet another self reference
Quebecop : (n) law enforcement official operating in any of
the cities of the province of Quebec, e.g., Montreal.
Generally outranks a Bopig on the hottness scale.
racktacular : (adj) having a terrific set of milk wagons
rag : (n) womens' period
rawk : like rock, but cooler
reaming : (v) euphemism for anal sex.
reaming out : (v) cleaning a desk.
rilly : really
riot nrrd : (n) a modern take on 'riot grrl'; pertaining to those who
don't necessarily kick ass at guitar, but are otherwise
gifted (e.g. turtle ladies).
ripped to the tits : (adj) incredibly drunk
Sacto : Sacramento
senteded : (adj) sent. for instance, "the email is senteded"
sexcess : an excess of sex
sexmix : (n) a mix cd with lots of jamc
sexth power, the : the effectuation of potential energy into kinetic energy.
you know what i mean. whereas the first power of an
individual bakes cookies, the sexth power caters lobster
and stuffed mushroom platters for charity banquets.
shite : scottish way to say shit, as in trainspotting
shitfog : a description of san franciscan weather
shittles : exclamation of dismay, akin to shit
sho' 'nuff : literally translates to "sure enough"
shoegazy : ??? maybe it refers to really wimpy indie music,
which is obviously ripped off, and all you can
do is stare at your shoes in disgust
sketch : (n) object or person who is sketchy, a weirdo, or
an otherwise shady character
sketch magnet : (n) one who consistently attracts the attention of
the sketch people (a.k.a. the living dead), often
against his/her will. for example, nerdrack is a
sketch magnet.
Sommersprossen : German for freckles. literally means "summer spots"
stalky-stalky : an exclamation that refers to the act of stalking
storked : (adj) the combination of excitement and anticipation that
occurs while waiting for a particularly excellent material
item to arrive on your doorstep, e.g. "Dog was storked
about the arrival of her new iBook." Origin - a portmanteau
of "stoked" and "stork."
studly : (adj) impressive; powerful. Said of code and
designs which exhibit both complexity and
virtuoso flair. has connotations of hairy but is
more positive in tone.
sympathy fuck parking : for when your car is so shitty, someone else lets you have the
good parking spot
Taint, the : Allston, a.k.a. the part of Boston between Fenway Park/Pantsdowne Street and Comm Ave.
'Taint Brighton, 'taint Brookline...
tanks : thanks
tawwwp : (n) a top; (v) to top
t-rouble : (n) jamc induced non-specific arousal
twee : (n) in American English it often refers to a type
of simple sweet pop music, but in British English
it is used much more widely for things that are
nauseatingly cute or precious. for example, Belle
and Sebastian.
vox : (n) vocals, or a nicholson baker book about phone
sex
whatevah : whatever
wickid stahvin : (adj) hungry
yahtzee : exclamation of joy
yep yep : an affirmative response with minimal energy
yr : abbreviation for your
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